1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:05,380 previously on... 2 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:07,549 you're awfully brave buying place site unseen. 3 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:08,842 We could tell from the advertisement it was just what 4 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:11,220 we were looking for. Sometimes... 5 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:13,222 who ever said you were the father? 6 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:16,016 Didn't you think it was strange that you have the only lawn on wisteria lane 7 00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:17,893 that needed to be mowed three times a week? 8 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:20,062 I am going to kill you! 9 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,688 The truth about our loved ones... 10 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,732 you asked peterson's wife to make sure he wouldn't promote me 11 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,859 so I quit. I'm gonna be a stay-at-home dad. 12 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,861 We should... talk about this. 13 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:28,904 You're goin' back to work. 14 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:31,490 Can lead you into harm's way. 15 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,824 I think I'm having a heart attack. 16 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,994 You are gonna come through this operation just fine. 17 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:36,995 Hello? 18 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,873 Rex passed away about ten minutes ago. 19 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:41,834 I'm so sorry. 20 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,794 Mr. Delfino took my dad away to kill him. 21 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:46,463 Now I'm gonna kill mr. Delfino. 22 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:53,554 It was an accepted fact among the residents of Wisteria Lane 23 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:57,516 that Ida Greenberg liked her liquor. 24 00:00:57,599 --> 00:01:01,311 People had seen her drunk at sewing bees... 25 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:05,065 the department of motor vehicles... 26 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:09,111 and the first methodist church. 27 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:13,782 Ida had tried to quit drinking many times, 28 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,409 but she couldn't. 29 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:18,245 Then one night in a moment of despair, 30 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,247 she challenged god 31 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:23,959 to quench her never-ending thirst. 32 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:29,756 Luckily for Ida, God was listening. 33 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 34 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:59,161 Zach, listen to me. 35 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,705 No! 36 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,509 Not so tough now,are you? 37 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:16,595 Uh! Ow! Oh! Bongo,no! 38 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,598 Bongo!Bongo! 39 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:32,736 It was at that moment it occurred to Ida 40 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:35,948 God may work in mysterious ways, 41 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:39,451 but he isn't particularly subtle. 42 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:28,375 It had been a year since my death, 43 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:32,087 and a lot had changed on Wisteria Lane. 44 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:36,967 children had learned new games. 45 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:42,806 New neighbors had moved in. 46 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,727 Old houses had been rebuilt... 47 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:47,978 I told you guys twice. 48 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:49,396 Okay, Craig,what's goin' on? 49 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:52,441 And fresh tragedies had occurred. 50 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,735 In one house, 51 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:59,323 a widow was getting ready to tell her friends of her husband's passing. 52 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,617 But until the time was right, 53 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,744 she would wait. 54 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:06,663 And life,as it tends to do, 55 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,707 would go on. 56 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:11,835 I look like hell. I need a hairbrush. 57 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:15,047 Yeah, um, that's not gonna help. 58 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,008 Susan, 59 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:21,053 officer Romslove is here for your statement. 60 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,638 Zach young do that? 61 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:26,016 No. She fell. Bit her lip. It was an accident. 62 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:27,267 Okay. 63 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:29,603 So,uh,walk me through what happened. 64 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:32,064 well, I went over to mike's to feed the dog. 65 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,900 - I'm sorry? - Feed the dog. 66 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:37,319 and I turned around, 67 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,695 and there was Zach young-- 68 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,781 and that's Zach with an "h"-- 69 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,534 - pointing a gun at me. - The doctor said keep that in. 70 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:45,786 You gotta understand, Zach's had a tough time. 71 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:48,664 - He's got emotional issues-- - 'cause he's crazy. 72 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,749 Still, I don't think he meant to hurt anybody. 73 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:54,628 Uh,hello! Uh,he was waiting there for you to come home 74 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:56,046 so he could kill you. 75 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:57,589 Is that what happened when you got home? 76 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,799 The kid took a shot at you? 77 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:00,300 Actually, Susan fired the gun. 78 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:03,512 That's because I was wrestling it away from Zach 79 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:06,139 so that he wouldn't shoot you. 80 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,226 Oh,there's blood. 81 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:12,229 Could we do this later? She's kind of a mess right now. 82 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:14,106 Yeah, I think I can fill in the rest for you. 83 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,482 I'd appreciate it. 84 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:18,193 - You feel better, mrs. Mayer. - Thanks. 85 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:22,865 Ow! That hurts. 86 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:25,492 - I'm gonna get you more ice. - Okay. 87 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:27,327 No,I'm tellin' you. 88 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:30,038 Susan really flew off the handle when she jumped the kid. 89 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,291 So you're saying this was more of a domestic squabble? 90 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,709 Definitely, yeah. 91 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:35,878 Are we required to press charges? 92 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:37,421 Well,you're not really required, 93 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:42,301 but it's something you should really consider when a handgun is involved. 94 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:06,366 John! 95 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:09,953 - How did you get in here? - I know where you keep the key. 96 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:13,415 - Mimosa? - No, I'm pregnant, you jackass. 97 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:14,875 I made yours with seltzer. 98 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,793 Do you have any idea what you've done? 99 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:18,253 That little stunt you pulled yesterday in the courtroom 100 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:21,673 could get carlos sent away for eight years. 101 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,301 Yeah,I thought you might be a little mad about that. 102 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:26,386 But once you calm down, 103 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,722 you'll see that it's just the two of us. 104 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:30,891 It's gonna be awesome. 105 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:34,853 you brought luggage? 106 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,481 He's gone. We don't have to sneak around anymore. 107 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:39,858 We can have a real relationship. 108 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,693 It's what's best for the three of us. 109 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:45,489 The three of us? How exactly does that benefit Carlos? 110 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:48,075 - I'm talking about my baby. - You don't know it's your baby. 111 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,618 I don't even know it's your baby. 112 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:52,079 And I don't wanna know 'cause it doesn't matter. 113 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,334 so what,you don't love me? 114 00:06:57,376 --> 00:07:00,254 Well, up until the point that you told my husband we were having an affair, 115 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:01,630 I was quite fond of you. 116 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:03,507 Since then... 117 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,175 not a fan! 118 00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:12,474 Hey. 119 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:13,600 hey. 120 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:18,272 Oh,why on earth would you let them finger paint before breakfast? 121 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:23,235 It's my job to clean that up now, so it's my call, right? 122 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,196 You're right. I'm sorry. 123 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:27,698 Hey, I thought the meeting wasn't until 1. 124 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:30,492 Oh, I have a thousand things to do before that-- 125 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:32,619 borrow a decent scarf from bree, 126 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,371 buy a lipstick I don't hate-- 127 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,081 - mommy, mommy, look! - Aah! No! No! 128 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,708 No, nobody touches mommy, okay? 129 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,710 I love you, I love your finger painting, 130 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,336 but if you touch me with those messy hands, 131 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:42,546 I will cut them off. 132 00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:44,715 Go on. Off. Good. 133 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:46,175 It's okay. 134 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:48,844 - A little nervous? - Who, me? 135 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:50,554 I've been out of work for seven years, 136 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:54,433 I'm a woman of a certain age in a business that values youth above all else. 137 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:58,020 - Why should I be nervous? - You are experienced. 138 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,313 You are brilliant. 139 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:03,192 You are going to nail this job interview, okay? 140 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:04,902 Thank you. Uh, no. I can't... 141 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:07,279 you're very... so... 142 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:09,198 Thank you. Here. 143 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,285 Oh, my cell phone. 144 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,848 Lynette, hi, it's Bree. 145 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:37,226 I do hope I'm not calling too early. 146 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:38,769 Hmm? 147 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,646 Oh, of course you can borrow that scarf. 148 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,439 I'll press it for you. 149 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,775 Um, I have, uh, some news. 150 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,902 Rex died. 151 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:51,323 I thought they were gonna operate. What happened? 152 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:55,035 Apparently rex's heart just gave out. 153 00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:57,079 Oh, my god. 154 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,580 So when can we see Bree? 155 00:08:58,622 --> 00:08:59,957 She said she was gonna call. 156 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,209 She's gotta lot of things to do, 157 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:05,379 planning for the funeral, that sort of thing. 158 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,006 She doesn't look that busy to me. 159 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:16,306 Hi, hi. What are you doing out here? 160 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,517 Oh, I'm just waiting for, uh, Rex's mother. 161 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,185 She's gonna be here any second. 162 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,646 Honey, we are so sorry. 163 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,607 Oh, do one of you drink soy milk? 164 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:27,025 I was cleaning out the fridge this morning, 165 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,820 and Rex is the only one who drinks it. 166 00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:33,574 I just bought it on friday. I'd hate to throw it away. 167 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:37,703 What a waste. 168 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,497 Oh, sweetie. 169 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,291 Honey, you can let it out. 170 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,626 No. No, I can't afford to fall apart right now. 171 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,378 Why? 172 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,547 You're about to find out. 173 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,884 Bree! 174 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,261 Oh, stop here. This is the house. 175 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:55,637 Is that... 176 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:58,724 yes, that is Rex's mother. 177 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,108 I can't believe it. 178 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:10,694 It's like some hideous nightmare. 179 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,779 My life is over! 180 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:15,824 My life is over! 181 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:35,636 it appears there's a 7-year gap since your last position. 182 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,638 What, did you take some time off? 183 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,723 I was a stay-at-home mom. 184 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,975 I wish it had been time off. 185 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,895 - Boy or girl? - A girl... 186 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,814 - and three boys. - Four kids? 187 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,733 Yeah, of course, they won't get in the way of the job 188 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:53,904 because my husband's staying home with them from now on. 189 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:58,200 I knew I could never do both jobs justice. 190 00:10:58,242 --> 00:11:01,495 That's why I choose not to have a family. 191 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:03,664 I didn't want to be one of those kind of women-- 192 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:07,084 you know, sloughing things off onto coworkers 193 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:10,712 because of a pediatrician appointment or a dance recital. 194 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:15,092 I get really neurotic about putting people out. 195 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,804 With all due respect, Nina, won't be an issue. 196 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,347 I can leave home at home. 197 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:23,851 And it's not gonna break your heart to leave those sad little faces behind? 198 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,894 are you kidding? 199 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,729 This office is paradise-- 200 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:30,440 grown-ups talking about grown-up things. 201 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:33,777 No screaming, no vomiting, no boogers under the table. 202 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:36,738 You're gonna have to drag me outta here kicking and screaming-- 203 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:39,992 weekends, holidays, whenever. 204 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:44,329 All right, Ed wants to make the final decision. 205 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:48,709 So I will bring you back tomorrow at 3 for a follow-up. 206 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,878 Well,that--that sounds great. Thank you-- 207 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:54,339 Lynette, be early. Show me something. 208 00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:56,925 Okay. 209 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,053 No way. Dad did not have a teddy bear. 210 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,763 He most certainly did. 211 00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:03,974 Oh, that was Doolittle. 212 00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:06,768 Your father never went anywhere without him. 213 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,566 Here's your tea, Phyllis. 214 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,486 Look, Bree. 215 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:20,866 This was the tie that Rex wore when he graduated from prep school. 216 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:24,119 I think he should wear it. 217 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,955 You know, for the funeral? 218 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:29,500 Phyllis, that's an orange tie. 219 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,877 Well, those were his school colors--green and orange. 220 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:36,048 Well, um, he's being buried in a blue suit. 221 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:40,719 maybe he could be buried in a different suit. 222 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:43,805 I don't think so, but thank you, though. 223 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:47,643 You, uh, you kept dad's old comic books? 224 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,895 Oh, yes, I kept everything. 225 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,522 Look here. 226 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:58,320 I even kept the dirty magazine that he hid under his mattress. 227 00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:02,616 He didn't think I knew about it, but I did. 228 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,328 well, looks like dad was into big breasts. 229 00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:07,496 Oh, yes. 230 00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:11,166 That's why I was surprised when he married your mother. 231 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,845 So you're just not gonna talk to me, is that it? 232 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:26,723 Fine. 233 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:29,977 I don't need to talk. 234 00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:36,733 Okay. Yes, I had a little affair. 235 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,236 It wasn't the best thing to do, and I'm not proud of it. 236 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,696 But it's not the worst thing that could have happened. 237 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,948 Nobody died. 238 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,326 Oh, don't be such a martyr, Carlos. 239 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:48,745 Okay, it takes two people. 240 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,873 How many times did you go off on your little business trips 241 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,749 and leave me alone? 242 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,085 See, so technically, you cheated, too. 243 00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:58,130 It's just your mistress was your work. 244 00:13:58,172 --> 00:14:00,507 No, okay. That was a stretch. I'm sorry. 245 00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:04,595 Carlos, wait! Come back. Look, I wanna start over. 246 00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:06,471 We're gonna have a baby. 247 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,308 Isn't that what you always wanted? 248 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:10,893 Carlos, wait! 249 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:13,061 I said I was sorry and I love you! 250 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,772 What more do you want?! 251 00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:19,610 I want a paternity test. 252 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,035 Mrs. Applewhite, hi. 253 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,912 I am Bree Van de Kamp, 254 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,331 and this is my daughter Danielle. 255 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,707 - Hello. - Hi. 256 00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:35,834 - Hey, I'm Matthew. - This is my son. 257 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:39,213 Hi. I would have been oversooner to introduce myself, 258 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:42,716 but I'm afraid there's been a death in my family. 259 00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:43,717 My dad. 260 00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,969 - I'm so sorry. - I lost my dad, too. 261 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:48,263 I know what you must be going through right now. 262 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:49,139 Thank you. 263 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:52,643 Anyway, I'm afraid that my visit has an ulterior motive. 264 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,062 The organist at our churchis on vacation, 265 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:58,815 and Edie Britt mentioned that you used to be a concert pianist, and-- 266 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,817 I would be honored to play for you. 267 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,778 Why don't I bring some sheet music over later 268 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,446 and we can plan some selections? 269 00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:08,367 Thank you. That's just a huge weight off my shoulders. 270 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:12,412 - Oh,these are for you. - How sweet. 271 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:17,251 Bree, we widows have to stick together. 272 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,212 Bye. 273 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,514 Pretending your father's dead? 274 00:15:30,556 --> 00:15:32,140 Don't you find that a little morbid? 275 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,934 Well, I just thought it could help our cover story, okay? 276 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,311 Just, you know, win 'em over. 277 00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:42,693 Oh, sweetie. I know you meant well. 278 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:47,239 But in the future, you leave the cleverness to me. 279 00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:57,457 Since when are we protected by dorset security? 280 00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:00,544 Oh, we're not. It's a deterrent in case Zach comes back. 281 00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:03,672 I told mike I didn't sleep last night, so he got me this sign. 282 00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:05,090 That guy is so supportive. 283 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:08,677 You know he's out right now in a ride-along with the police searching for Zach? 284 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:10,095 - Really? - Yeah. 285 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:13,056 He's determined to see that kid behind bars. 286 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,017 So tomorrow at school I want you to let everybody know 287 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,227 that we got this new, expensive security system. 288 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,146 - Mom, just-- - work it into the conversation. 289 00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:20,939 - You know, put the word out there - I've gotta tell you something. 290 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,984 - Emphasize the motion detectors. - Mom, stop, stop. Listen. 291 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,819 What? What is it? 292 00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:28,405 Yesterday I overheard mike telling that cop 293 00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:31,408 that he didn't wanna press charges against Zach. 294 00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:33,744 He made the whole thing sound like it was your fault. 295 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,662 My fault? 296 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,299 Hi. Uh, I need a paternity test. 297 00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:49,426 Well, we'll just schedule you for an exam. 298 00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:52,763 Oh, no, no. I-I don't need to take a test. 299 00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:59,603 I am just trying to reassure my husband of what I know is true in my heart. 300 00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:02,814 So if you could just slip me someone else's test results, 301 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,149 I could make my own. 302 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,944 I got photoshop for christmas. 303 00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,739 Oh, come on. 304 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,534 You look like a fun-loving girl. 305 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:17,746 I am sure you've been in a couple hairy situations of your own. 306 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,500 Just because I choose to express myself 307 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:24,127 doesn't mean that I condone adultery. 308 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:25,712 Sorry. 309 00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:45,566 Paternity test results? 310 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:49,236 I know. I'm in the same situation. 311 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,904 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 312 00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:52,698 I just found out the clinic screwed up 313 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,160 and gave me an egg that belonged to some lesbian. 314 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,787 It was supposed to be implanted in her lover, 315 00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:00,831 and now my husband's freaking out 316 00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:04,626 because he thinks that our baby's gonna be gay! 317 00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:10,799 Okay. We're in slightly different situations. 318 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,510 But do you wanna get a cup of coffee and talk about it? 319 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:16,972 Yeah. That'd be nice. Thanks. 320 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,224 Yeah. Us girls have to stick together. 321 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:23,187 We shouldn't let that stupid piece of paper ruin our life. 322 00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,022 Yeah! 323 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,864 Obviously, I've known Rex for years, 324 00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:35,574 but when it comes to writing a eulogy, 325 00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:38,619 I like as much input from the family as possible. 326 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:41,413 Oh. Well, um, what kind of input? 327 00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:43,373 Oh, well, he means anecdotes, 328 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,125 little stories. 329 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,877 Isn't that what you mean, reverend? 330 00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:48,795 Well, yes, but, uh, also-- 331 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,714 I thought that you might need some help, 332 00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:53,717 so last night I stayed up all night 333 00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:57,304 and tried to remember funny things 334 00:18:57,346 --> 00:19:01,767 and moments that said so much about Rex as a person. 335 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:05,103 My. How--how many pages do you have there? 336 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,105 15. 337 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:17,032 well, you're hardly going to have to write anything at all, reverend. 338 00:19:17,074 --> 00:19:20,077 Some of those anecdotes are just priceless. 339 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:24,206 Phyllis, these are all things that happened to Rex before he went to college. 340 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,082 So? 341 00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:27,251 Well, don't you think it'd be nice if reverend devoted 342 00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:29,753 part of the eulogy to his life after he was married? 343 00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:31,797 Oh, well, yes, of course. 344 00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:34,842 The reverend will mention that part of his life. 345 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,134 He's going to do more than mention it. 346 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,427 That's the part he'll focus on. 347 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:41,473 In fact, I think three anecdotes from Rex's childhood is more than enough. 348 00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:44,518 Um, that--that seems fair. 349 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,773 Well, whatever you think is appropriate. 350 00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:50,399 Fine. 351 00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:53,861 I just thought if we were going to focus on a time in Rex's life, 352 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:58,073 that we might as well focus on the happiest time. 353 00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,204 let's talk flowers. 354 00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:06,415 Now I know lilies are traditional, 355 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:10,127 but I think I can get you a deal on some white roses. 356 00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:13,589 Reverend, if you don't call her on that incredibly insensitive comment, 357 00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:14,798 I'm gonna lose it. 358 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,842 I'm sure she didn't mean it the way it sounded. 359 00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:19,219 - I knew exactly what I was saying. - Ladies-- 360 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:22,139 the happiest time in Rex's life was not his childhood. 361 00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:24,600 He loved being a husband, and he loved being a father. 362 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:27,352 Well, he may have loved being a father, 363 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:30,731 but your marriage was a disaster. 364 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:34,902 Phyllis, is there something you'd like to say? 365 00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:38,697 You made the last years of Rex's life miserable, 366 00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:40,991 and now he's dead, 367 00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:45,704 and he'll never have another chance at happiness. 368 00:20:47,164 --> 00:20:50,417 You are no longer invited to the funeral. 369 00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:51,376 What? 370 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:54,004 - You're not serious. - Oh, yes, I am. 371 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,964 I am going to hire security, 372 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,758 and those security men are going to have sticks, 373 00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,135 and if you so much asset foot in that sanctuary, 374 00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:03,680 they will be instructed to beat you with those sticks. 375 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,765 Bree, this is your grief talking-- 376 00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:07,309 reverend, if you don't back me up on this, so help me, 377 00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:09,394 I will pull the funeral out of your church. 378 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,313 - Bree! - I am not kidding. 379 00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:15,484 I will go nondenominational so fast, it will make your head spin. 380 00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:31,625 Susan, I heard what happened with Zach. 381 00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:33,335 How are you doing? 382 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,796 - Fine. Is Mike here? - Inside. 383 00:21:35,838 --> 00:21:38,006 Jeez. You must have been terrified. 384 00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:40,801 I mean, he put poor felicia in the hospital. 385 00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,970 - Did he pistol-whip you? - No. 386 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:45,472 Oh, come on. You can tell me. 387 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,308 - Did he slap you around? - No. 388 00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,769 Well, don't get me wrong. I'm thrilled that you're okay. 389 00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:53,230 It's just that when someone holds someone else hostage, 390 00:21:53,272 --> 00:21:56,608 they usually rough 'em up a little. 391 00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,153 It wasn't like that. 392 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,992 - Not even a little kicking? - Edie... 393 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,745 someone to see you. 394 00:22:08,954 --> 00:22:10,205 - Well, hey, how's it goin'? - Good. 395 00:22:10,247 --> 00:22:11,331 So there's a rumor going around 396 00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:14,001 that you don't wanna press charges against Zach. 397 00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:16,044 Is that true? 398 00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:18,380 Yeah. 399 00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:24,178 Wow. Um... I find that...confusing. 400 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:25,888 Look, if we make a big deal out of this, 401 00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:27,723 he could end up going to prison. 402 00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:31,351 He held a gun to my face, so I'm thinking, "good." 403 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:34,146 I've been to prison. He couldn't handle it. 404 00:22:34,188 --> 00:22:36,481 - Who cares? - I care. 405 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,150 Well, you should care more about me. 406 00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:40,444 I'm your girlfriend. We're moving in together. 407 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:42,321 He's just a neighbor. You don't even know Zach. 408 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,489 I know enough about him to know that deep down, he's a good kid. 409 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:46,783 Mike, he wanted to kill you. 410 00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,327 But he didn't. 411 00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:51,538 You never asked me why Zach wanted to shoot you. 412 00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:54,249 - Aren't you curious? - Does it matter? 413 00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:57,794 Zach said you kidnapped his father so you could kill him. 414 00:22:57,794 --> 00:22:59,338 I didn't kill paul young. 415 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:04,301 I didn't think you did. Now tell me why Zach does. 416 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:14,937 I found some evidence that suggested that Paul murdered Deirdre. 417 00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:17,189 16 years ago Deirdre had a baby, 418 00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:19,608 and Paul and Mary Alice young kidnapped him 419 00:23:19,608 --> 00:23:21,068 and raised him as their own. 420 00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:24,780 Deirdre tracked him down here to Wisteria Lane and demanded her baby back. 421 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:27,282 So Paul killed her? 422 00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:30,452 Actually, it was Mary Alice. 423 00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,539 Oh, my god. 424 00:23:33,622 --> 00:23:35,332 Mike? 425 00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:37,334 I answered your phone. 426 00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:39,503 It's the police. 427 00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:41,755 Yeah. Delfino. 428 00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:44,508 You did? 429 00:23:44,550 --> 00:23:47,553 Okay, I can be there in 20 minutes. 430 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,808 Zach's dead. 431 00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:57,062 They want me to come identify the body. 432 00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:11,201 Thanks for coming down. 433 00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:13,745 Since the kid's father is missing, 434 00:24:13,829 --> 00:24:16,331 we didn't know who else to call. 435 00:24:17,124 --> 00:24:21,003 So... you folks ready? 436 00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,477 that's not Zach. 437 00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:38,979 You're sure? 438 00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,564 He had a gun in my face for six hours. 439 00:24:40,606 --> 00:24:42,983 I know what he looks like. 440 00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:03,587 - Can you give us a minute? - Sure. 441 00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:18,435 - Zach is your son, isn't he? - Yeah. 442 00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:21,104 I'm pretty sure. 443 00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:27,778 How long have you known? 444 00:25:28,779 --> 00:25:31,406 Paul Young told me. 445 00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:35,202 Deirdre got pregnant before I went to jail 446 00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:40,040 and, um, told me she had an abortion. 447 00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:42,709 Guess she lied. 448 00:25:42,751 --> 00:25:44,586 I see. 449 00:25:47,506 --> 00:25:50,551 When I took Paul out to the desert, 450 00:25:50,676 --> 00:25:54,054 and I was so angry, I just wanted to hurt him... 451 00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:57,933 the way they hurt Deirdre. 452 00:25:58,517 --> 00:25:59,726 But then when he told me 453 00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:03,522 that he and Mary Alice had taken care of Deirdre's baby-- 454 00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:06,358 my baby... 455 00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:10,279 that rage just went away. 456 00:26:13,532 --> 00:26:17,744 Kept me from doing something really stupid. 457 00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:28,213 I'm gonna take a cab home, okay? 458 00:26:36,138 --> 00:26:39,016 Mom, grandma's leaving, all right? You have to talk to her. 459 00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:41,310 No, I don't. If you heard the things that she said to me-- 460 00:26:41,351 --> 00:26:43,896 look, I'm sure she was a real bitch, okay? 461 00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:48,066 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:35,200 But she's family, so that makes her our bitch. 462 00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:50,319 Let her say good-bye to dad. 463 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,071 She went out of her way to be cruel to me. 464 00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:54,364 I don't want her at the funeral. 465 00:26:54,406 --> 00:26:58,118 Mom, if you don't let grandma come, I will never forgive you. 466 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,871 Did I ask for your help? 467 00:27:02,831 --> 00:27:05,834 You know dad would want her there. 468 00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:20,390 It's true Rex and I did not have the perfect marriage, 469 00:27:20,432 --> 00:27:24,311 but for 18 years I tried my very best, 470 00:27:24,353 --> 00:27:27,731 and for that I am entitled to your respect. 471 00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:31,902 Of course you are. 472 00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:34,738 Of course I respect you. 473 00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:38,867 Well, then why did you say those things to me? 474 00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:42,830 I guess I thought it would be easier to be angry at you 475 00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:46,083 than to be angry with Rex. 476 00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:49,711 I mean, what was he thinking, 477 00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:51,255 leaving me? 478 00:27:55,843 --> 00:27:59,263 I do want you to come to the funeral. 479 00:28:00,764 --> 00:28:04,184 you don't know what that means to me, Bree. 480 00:28:04,226 --> 00:28:06,228 Thank you. 481 00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:13,026 Someone should get my luggage. 482 00:28:16,822 --> 00:28:19,825 Okay, let's get outta here.Tom? 483 00:28:19,825 --> 00:28:21,785 - Yeah? - Mom. 484 00:28:23,412 --> 00:28:24,955 What's the matter? 485 00:28:24,997 --> 00:28:29,084 My back--I threw it out. I was holding parker upside down. 486 00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:33,130 Okay. Come on.Give me your feet. 487 00:28:34,298 --> 00:28:36,341 how's that? Is that better? 488 00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:39,511 honey, can you push the interview? 489 00:28:39,511 --> 00:28:40,679 Because I don't think I'm gonna be able 490 00:28:40,721 --> 00:28:42,139 to take care of penny like this. 491 00:28:42,181 --> 00:28:42,848 Don't do this to me. 492 00:28:42,848 --> 00:28:44,266 I don't have time to make a phone call, 493 00:28:44,308 --> 00:28:46,476 and I promised that woman I would not let the kids 494 00:28:46,476 --> 00:28:48,145 interfere with this job. 495 00:28:48,187 --> 00:28:50,731 But that was a stupid promise. 496 00:28:51,106 --> 00:28:54,193 Remember that time when you were away in Tucson, and I had a 104 fever, 497 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:57,279 but I still managed to take the kids trick-or-treating? 498 00:28:57,988 --> 00:28:59,114 honey... 499 00:28:59,156 --> 00:29:00,991 I don't think that's helping. 500 00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:06,497 Tom, being a mom is like being an E.R. Doctor. 501 00:29:06,538 --> 00:29:11,376 There are no days off, so get up! Get up! 502 00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:13,420 Okay. 503 00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:17,674 Jeez, are you crying? 504 00:29:17,716 --> 00:29:19,843 Just a little. 505 00:29:19,968 --> 00:29:22,888 I'll be fine. You just... go. Just go. 506 00:29:26,558 --> 00:29:29,186 oh, for God sakes. 507 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,357 Give 'em hell, honey. 508 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,609 You... 509 00:29:44,785 --> 00:29:47,621 hi, mrs. Scavo. You can wait inside. 510 00:29:47,663 --> 00:29:49,414 - They'll be right in. - Great. 511 00:29:50,749 --> 00:29:52,417 Listen,uh... 512 00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:53,836 - Stu. - Stu. 513 00:29:53,877 --> 00:29:56,171 You look like a bright, uh, responsible young man, 514 00:29:56,171 --> 00:29:59,341 and I bet you just love kids. Am I right? 515 00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:12,729 Ed Ferrara, Lynette Scavo. 516 00:30:12,771 --> 00:30:14,147 Thanks so much for having me in. 517 00:30:14,231 --> 00:30:15,607 Nice to meet you. Please,sit. 518 00:30:15,649 --> 00:30:17,401 Thank you. 519 00:30:18,694 --> 00:30:21,238 We're gonna have to make this quick. 520 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:24,074 I gotta leave in five to catch a plane. 521 00:30:24,116 --> 00:30:26,910 I got celtic tickets on the floor. 522 00:30:28,954 --> 00:30:31,123 This is a great resume? 523 00:30:31,248 --> 00:30:34,042 I see you worked with the Donahues. 524 00:30:34,126 --> 00:30:37,754 You know, I snaked the Oslo candy account from 'em last year. 525 00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:40,340 So you've done a lot of copy work? 526 00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:43,886 I have. But when I moved over to cenn and simmons, 527 00:30:43,927 --> 00:30:48,932 um, I got to do a broader range of campaigns. 528 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:52,686 T... 529 00:30:54,897 --> 00:30:57,357 uh, V... 530 00:30:57,399 --> 00:30:59,985 and... uh... 531 00:31:00,027 --> 00:31:02,070 radio... 532 00:31:02,112 --> 00:31:05,157 uh, billboards. 533 00:31:06,825 --> 00:31:09,036 could you excuse me for a minute? 534 00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:10,537 Please? 535 00:31:10,704 --> 00:31:12,372 What's going on? 536 00:31:12,414 --> 00:31:14,708 I have no idea. 537 00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:16,460 Stu, you are an idiot. 538 00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:19,546 You're an idiot, an absolute idiot. 539 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:20,881 Hi. 540 00:31:20,923 --> 00:31:23,467 Ha! Guys, I'd like you to meet Penny. 541 00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:25,219 She gives me all my best ideas. 542 00:31:25,219 --> 00:31:26,970 You brought your baby to the interview. 543 00:31:27,012 --> 00:31:29,515 - It won't be an ongoing thing. - You bet it won't. 544 00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:30,641 Nina, it's fine. 545 00:31:30,682 --> 00:31:32,601 Any chance we can get that little lady to be quiet? 546 00:31:32,643 --> 00:31:34,144 Not until I change her diaper. 547 00:31:34,186 --> 00:31:36,063 Could you just give me two minutes? 548 00:31:36,104 --> 00:31:39,483 Sorry. Plane. Well... 549 00:31:41,401 --> 00:31:43,904 then watch me multitask. 550 00:31:43,904 --> 00:31:45,197 Here's how I see it. 551 00:31:45,239 --> 00:31:47,157 You guys run a really good shop, 552 00:31:47,199 --> 00:31:49,660 but if you want your agency to go to the next level, 553 00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:51,495 you have to focus on two things. 554 00:31:51,537 --> 00:31:53,872 First, you've gotta win some awards. 555 00:31:53,914 --> 00:31:57,167 Do some P.S.A.S, pro bono stuff, whatever it takes, 556 00:31:57,209 --> 00:32:00,462 because whether they admit it or not, 557 00:32:00,504 --> 00:32:02,756 clients care about what's in your trophy case. 558 00:32:02,798 --> 00:32:04,633 Two--your web site. 559 00:32:04,675 --> 00:32:06,718 It's the first thing a client's gonna look at, 560 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,680 and it's hard to navigate. There's no site map. 561 00:32:09,721 --> 00:32:13,058 It just wasn't built for people who grow up without computers. 562 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:15,686 There. And third... 563 00:32:16,061 --> 00:32:17,521 I don't have a third. 564 00:32:17,563 --> 00:32:21,733 Yeah, so that's... it. 565 00:32:22,568 --> 00:32:23,569 Okay. 566 00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:24,903 You're in. 567 00:32:24,987 --> 00:32:27,239 - Seriously? - Yeah. 568 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,742 Take the office across the hall. I gotta run. 569 00:32:33,453 --> 00:32:35,622 Well, all right! 570 00:32:40,711 --> 00:32:43,005 Okay, obviously, I'm gonna clean that up. 571 00:32:43,547 --> 00:32:47,676 Here it is in black and white. It's your kid. 572 00:32:54,433 --> 00:32:56,560 What? Why aren't you smiling? 573 00:32:56,602 --> 00:32:57,769 It's not enough. 574 00:32:57,811 --> 00:32:59,146 What do you want, a father's day card? 575 00:32:59,188 --> 00:33:01,899 You knew the one thing that I demanded was fidelity, 576 00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:03,692 and you still went out and screwed around behind my back. 577 00:33:03,734 --> 00:33:05,903 You knew the one thing I didn't want was a child, 578 00:33:05,903 --> 00:33:07,613 and you still tricked me into getting pregnant. 579 00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:08,405 It's not the same thing. 580 00:33:08,405 --> 00:33:11,283 Damn straight. What you did was worse. 581 00:33:14,578 --> 00:33:16,538 We're not very nice people, are we? 582 00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:18,582 No, we're not. 583 00:33:18,874 --> 00:33:20,042 Oh, when we got married, 584 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:22,836 I thought we were gonna be so happy. 585 00:33:22,836 --> 00:33:24,838 Me too. 586 00:33:28,383 --> 00:33:31,803 Look on the bright side. At least we're still rich. 587 00:33:32,054 --> 00:33:34,681 Thank god for that. 588 00:33:42,523 --> 00:33:45,484 So it occurred to me... 589 00:33:47,069 --> 00:33:51,156 that I was really rude at the morgue. 590 00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:57,120 When you told me about Zach, I was so busy freaking out, 591 00:33:57,162 --> 00:34:00,165 I never actually congratulated you. 592 00:34:00,165 --> 00:34:01,500 Congratulated me? 593 00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:04,795 Yeah, I know how much you've always wanted a child, 594 00:34:04,837 --> 00:34:06,964 and now you have one. 595 00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:07,798 Thanks. 596 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,676 Obviously, um, it was quite a shock, 597 00:34:11,885 --> 00:34:16,265 but it's good news any way you slice it. 598 00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:19,643 What's wrong? 599 00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:22,980 So naturally you'll be wanting to... 600 00:34:23,021 --> 00:34:26,191 have a relationship with him, and that takes time, 601 00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:27,818 - a lot of time. - Susan-- 602 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:32,364 and out of all the mixed-up teenagers in the world, 603 00:34:32,406 --> 00:34:37,327 Zach is just the one kid that I can't be around. 604 00:34:37,536 --> 00:34:40,497 I can't have julie around him. 605 00:34:40,539 --> 00:34:45,127 So, um, what I'm trying to say is... 606 00:34:45,669 --> 00:34:47,004 we can't move in together. 607 00:34:47,045 --> 00:34:49,464 But I am so happy for you. 608 00:34:49,631 --> 00:34:52,551 Really, you have a child, and that is good for you. 609 00:34:52,593 --> 00:34:53,552 Isn't there any way-- 610 00:34:53,594 --> 00:34:56,263 No. No, I... 611 00:34:56,346 --> 00:34:58,557 so sorry. 612 00:35:00,392 --> 00:35:02,644 I'll--I'll, um, 613 00:36:19,263 --> 00:36:21,598 I'll see you around. 614 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,976 today we've come together to celebrate the life 615 00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:27,062 of Dr. Rex Van de Kamp... 616 00:36:27,062 --> 00:36:28,605 what is he wearing? 617 00:36:28,772 --> 00:36:29,857 What? 618 00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:32,192 I left him an hour ago, 619 00:36:32,276 --> 00:36:35,195 and he was wearing Ralph Lauren. 620 00:36:35,237 --> 00:36:38,407 But it's what Rex would have wanted. 621 00:36:38,740 --> 00:36:40,868 He loved that prep school. 622 00:36:40,951 --> 00:36:43,620 ...But which ever coat he was wearing, 623 00:36:43,662 --> 00:36:45,747 Rex always brought an irresistible enthusiasm 624 00:36:45,747 --> 00:36:49,209 and a single-minded determination to... 625 00:36:49,251 --> 00:36:51,628 so as we mourn the passing of Rex Van de Kamp, 626 00:36:51,670 --> 00:36:55,174 we give thanks to god, 627 00:36:55,174 --> 00:36:59,052 for we do not grieve as those who have no hope 628 00:37:16,278 --> 00:37:18,113 but as those who place their trust in god. 629 00:37:18,739 --> 00:37:21,533 wait! 630 00:37:36,590 --> 00:37:38,592 do not close that coffin. 631 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:40,802 Give me your tie. 632 00:37:40,844 --> 00:37:43,764 What? 633 00:37:45,098 --> 00:37:47,601 Give me your tie. 634 00:38:43,907 --> 00:38:48,078 give it to her! Give it to her. 635 00:39:19,276 --> 00:39:22,946 You look magnificent. 636 00:39:22,988 --> 00:39:25,574 so it looks like Mary Alice killed Zach's birth mother 637 00:39:25,616 --> 00:39:27,409 in order to keep her from taking Zach away. 638 00:39:28,076 --> 00:39:31,079 Oh, my God. 639 00:39:31,121 --> 00:39:34,917 I mean, I knew Mary Alice had killed herself 640 00:39:35,375 --> 00:39:38,378 over something big, but wow. 641 00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:40,547 Can you imagine living with that guilt? 642 00:39:40,589 --> 00:39:42,674 Isn't it bizarre that Paul and Mary Alice 643 00:39:42,716 --> 00:39:44,635 had this secret all those years, 644 00:39:44,676 --> 00:39:46,929 and we didn't even know about it? 645 00:39:46,970 --> 00:39:49,890 No, not really. 646 00:39:49,932 --> 00:39:52,059 I mean, what do we actually know about our neighbors? 647 00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:53,727 I mean, we can tell if they keep their lawns nice 648 00:39:53,769 --> 00:39:56,355 or they take their trash cans in, 649 00:39:56,355 --> 00:40:00,317 but when they do those things, we stop asking questions 650 00:40:00,359 --> 00:40:04,404 'cause if people are good neighbors... 651 00:40:05,447 --> 00:40:08,659 we don't really care what happens behind closed doors. 652 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,619 It had been one year since my suicide... 653 00:40:10,702 --> 00:40:14,623 makes you wonder,doesn't it? 654 00:40:14,665 --> 00:40:16,834 And a lot had changed on Wisteria Lane. 655 00:40:16,875 --> 00:40:18,335 There were new flowers, 656 00:40:18,377 --> 00:40:20,712 new houses 657 00:40:20,754 --> 00:40:26,051 and new neighbors-- 658 00:40:31,390 --> 00:40:32,474 the kind anyone would want living right next door. 659 00:40:32,516 --> 00:40:34,810 is that another hymn? 660 00:40:34,852 --> 00:40:36,645 I know. It's silly, 661 00:40:36,645 --> 00:40:39,064 but playing those songs today at the funeral 662 00:40:39,064 --> 00:40:41,900 just got me in the mood. 663 00:40:41,984 --> 00:40:43,819 This is your grandmother's favorite. 664 00:40:43,861 --> 00:40:45,487 Did you remember butter? 665 00:40:45,529 --> 00:40:48,949 I make up this tray every night. 666 00:40:49,449 --> 00:40:50,909 Of course you do. I'm sorry. 667 00:40:50,951 --> 00:40:53,704 Oh, look. 668 00:40:53,996 --> 00:40:56,331 You added a flower. 669 00:40:57,749 --> 00:41:01,295 Thought it'd be nice. 670 00:41:01,336 --> 00:41:03,505 How'd I get so lucky to have a child like you? 671 00:41:03,547 --> 00:41:06,383 You really do try to think about us. 672 00:41:06,425 --> 00:41:08,218 That flower is a small act of kindness 673 00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:09,845 you thought no one would notice, 674 00:41:09,887 --> 00:41:12,556 and yet you did it anyway. 675 00:41:13,599 --> 00:41:15,976 Says a lot about how you were raised. 676 00:41:16,059 --> 00:41:17,978 Well ,I guess you did your job. 677 00:41:24,318 --> 00:41:26,487 Thank yourself. 678 00:41:26,570 --> 00:41:28,572 I'll get the tray. 679 00:42:15,202 --> 00:42:18,163 You take the gun. 680 00:42:28,006 --> 00:42:32,010 It really is a lovely gesture. 681 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,130 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player